Now, I want you to remember this picture because I am about to write an awful joke about three entities, all of whom I greatly admire.

Carly Fiorina said she wanted her Secret Service codename to be Secretariat. There is no truth to the nasty rumor that Carly and Secretariat once dated and their love child is Sarah Jessica Parker. No truth at all. The dates are off by years. 

This

Plus this

Does not, repeat, does not equal this. Period.