Friday, September 18, 2015

During the GOP debate, Donald Trump said the Iran Nuclear deal was one of the worst deals he’s ever seen. So at least we don’t have to worry about the Iran deal going bankrupt. Four times. 

During the last GOP debate only Jeb Bush fessed to having smoked pot in college. Now, I like Carly Fiorina, but I dated women like her in college and I promise you, at Stanford, Carly was doing bong-hits, tequila shots and dancing for drunken, hooting frat boys to Joe Cocker’s version “You Can Leave Your Hat On"

Success is the ability to have failure shoot your optimism right past rank stupidity.