Saturday, August 22, 2015

In Detroit, a woman was hit in the head by a foul ball at Comerica Park. She was rushed to the hospital and was later described as alert and responsive. So they were able to rule out her being a New York Mets fan.

An adult porn star survey on “Reddit” claims most male gay porn stars are straight. Because having the world’s greatest athlete of my youth, Bruce Jenner, become a woman wasn’t quite confusing enough.

Dr. Dre has apologized for physically abusing women. Well, if my experience with women is any indication, that should end the problem for good.

At Ohio State University it was announced they were able to grow a tiny human brain in a lab. And although the brain is tiny, it is already too smart to go to Ohio State University.

Donald Trump gave a speech for 40,000 people in a stadium in Alabama. And there were three black people there.