Monday, August 17, 2015

Did you hear they’re going to make another movie based on “The Beverly Hillbillies”? This one is called “Straight Out of Clampett.”

According to a survey, the people of New Jersey like to be naked more than any other state. This is why a lot of New Jersey bear sightings turn out to be Vinny from Bayonne.

"It's interesting that we say a head of lettuce, but not a dick of cucumber."

- "Demetri Martin Live*"

*At the time