An airBaltic pilot was jailed after his pre-flight blood-alcohol tested seven times the legal limit. They suspected he was drunk when he tried to drive the plane through a Jack In the Box drive-through.

Fantasy Football is underway. I did not do so well in the draft. From the New York Jets I got a running back and a quarterback to be punched in the jaw later.

Apple announced that their number of female, black and Hispanic employees has doubled in a year. Production is up and the quality of their dance breaks has gone way up.