It appears the Confederate flag is going away for good. So now Mel Gibson will have to have his tramp-stamp removed.

According to “Deadspin,” Tom Brady was likeable, polished and credible at his ball deflation suspension trial at NFL headquarters. This just in: Tom Brady is better at everything than all us. 

The creator of the lawn ornament, the pink flamingo, Don Featherstone, has passed at 79. Sadly, his work will go on gnome more.

“Fox News” will not re-sign* Sarah Palin. Or as Sarah Palin call it: another job lost to the Obama administration.


* (Only in the English language could the words resign and re-sign mean opposite things)