Snagglepuss!

In a scathing article insulting us Chicago Blackhawk fans, Anaheim Ducks beat writer (nice gig) Jeff Miller described Blackhawk fans as "raucous" and "grating." Miller was in such a frothy dither, he forgot to use the words rapscallions and miscreants. He was so verklempt, he spilled his soy-milk Chia Latte all over his copy of “50 Shades of Grey.” Heavens to murgatroyd even. (Oh, snap, a rare "Snagglepuss" reference)