Saturday, April 04, 2015

Antarctica reported a record high temperature of 63 degrees. That makes the coldest place in the world Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner’s old bedroom.

37-year-old, Louis Jordan, was lost at sea for 66 days until he was found off the North Carolina coast. He was fine except for mumbling something about losing a volleyball.

The University of Houston is going to pay Matthew McConaughey $135,000 for a commencement speech. $200,000 if he commences to take his shirt off.

Indiana lawmakers will try to tweak the “Religious Freedom” law so it does not discriminate against all gay people. They want Neil Patrick Harris/Anderson Cooper gay, but not Adam Lambert/Johnny Weir gay.