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In Japan, the World’s Oldest Person, Misao Okowa, died at 117. I'm not  superstitious, but I could swear the title World’s Oldest Person was cursed.

Thanks to the comedy website, “Funny or Die” the latest trend on the Internet are video clips called Dips that are 1.5 seconds long. Is our attention span really that short that . . . oh, I got a text.

Dips are great because who has time anymore to watch those 15 second Instagram marathon sessions?