Josie Conseco, daughter of Jose Conseco, was arrested for a DUI. Jose can’t put his finger on what her problem is. 

New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez was indicted on 16 counts of corruption. When asked to comment; Menendez said; “Hah. Good one, April Fools. Hey, where are you taking me?”

An Alabama baby boy was born completely healthy but without a nose. On the bright side, he is the leading contender to get the part of Lord Voldermort in his high school production of “Harry Potter.”

The doctors are still trying to convince his parents this is not a April Fools Day joke.