Tuesday, February 03, 2015

The Chicago Cubs renovation of Wrigley Field has caused a huge neighborhood rat infestation.  Not to worry, the rats will be mathematically eliminated from the playoffs by July.

All of Al Sharpton’s businesses have been shut down by the IRS due to back taxes. Or as Sharpton calls the IRS: the Internal Racist Service.

Tom Brady said he wants to give his MVP truck to the man who won the game for the Patriots. So enjoy that truck, Pete Carroll.