The fire alarm at the Arizona hotel where the New England Patriots are staying has gone off twice in the middle of the night. It scared Tom Brady so much, he fell of his Giselle and landed on his Bundchen.

They are going to remake “Ghostbusters” with an all-woman cast. That is great. As long as they also cast a woman in the lead of the “The Justin Bieber Story.”

California has declared e-cigarettes a health hazard. So not only if you smoke e-cigarettes are you a douche, you’re an unhealthy douche.

Finally some good news for L.A. Lakers fans. Kobe Bryant underwent successful surgery on his shoulder. Kobe should be up and not passing to anyone in no time.

The fire alarm at the Arizona hotel where the New England Patriots are staying has gone off twice in the middle of the night. Although it looks suspicious, the Seattle Seahawks say any charges against them are inflated.

After his presidential election loss in 2012, Mitt Romney built five mansions. One in Massachusetts, one in New Hampshire, two in Utah and one in La Jolla, California. “I’ll take the five whitest places in the US” for $500, Alex.”

Excited for the Super Bowl halftime. Yes, Katy Perry and Lenny Kravitz are great, but I can’t wait until the Navy Seal sniper shoots the underinflated ball off Michael Moore’s head.