Insult your fan's intelligence? Check.

Complain about being a rich celebrity? Check.

Insult your fan's intelligence again? Check.

Chop off your hair? Check.

Complain about being a rich celebrity again? Check.

Look surly all the time? Check.

Take a couple years off? Check.

Kristen Stewart reading from Natalie Maines's guide : 

"How to Ruin a Hot Career"