Kris Jenner has updated her cookbook, "In the Kitchen with Kris." The Bruce Jenner Sausage and Meatballs has been replaced with a Taco.


Now it makes sense. Brian Williams simply confused the 2003 helicopter crash in Iraq with the helicopter crash he was in before he shot Osama bin Laden. 

The woman on the cover of “Sports Illustrated’s” swimsuit issue, Hannah Davis, is Derek Jeter’s girlfriend. “We want your retirement gifts back,” said all of baseball.

After partying in Aspen, Lance Armstrong hits two cars and tells the police his girlfriend did it. What a coward. But at least now we know why the LIVESTRONG bracelets are yellow.




Brian Williams lied about the 2003 Iraq helicopter crash? Next thing you'll try to tell me is he isn't really rapping on "Fallon" and that is is just edited to look that way. 

Since you asked, B. Dubs version:

This whole Brian Williams fiasco reminds me of a great Louis C.K. bit. He heard a story that he thought was funny, so to make it funnier, he lied and said it happened to him.

One day he is telling the story to a friend. The friend gets a funny look on their face and then Louis remembers, it was this friend’s story. His friend says;

“That didn’t happen to you. That happened to me.”

“Oh, right, heh, eh, heh, I thought it happened to me.”




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