Top Ten Worst Speed Date Openers

“Want to see a picture of my wife and kids?”

“Does this look infected to you?”

“You remind me of my Aunt Gertie. She’s the heavy one.”

“Just went to the bathroom and man, oh, man did that burn.”

“Is my left or right testicle the big one? Oh, yeah, right.”

“So have you heard about this whole flossing thing?”

“Not sure what you’ve heard about me, but I am not paranoid. Why? What have you heard?”

“The term sex-offender is so broad these days.”

“Convicted of a felony? No, never convicted.”

“Hello, my name is Bruce. Bruce Jenner.”