ESPN is reporting Ray Rice believes he was bribed by the brass at the Baltimore Ravens to stay quiet about the elevator video. Right now I would not give the NFL’s troubles to the guy in charge of human resources for ISIS.

A study claims 10% of American workers are high. In addition, a study claims 10% of American workers are high.

A study claims 10% of American workers are high. This helps explain why the guy at Starbucks spells the name Jake with two q's and a y. 

Just in case you wanted some insight as to how stupid I was as a child:

When I was five, I was, like everyone, truly upset when John F. Kennedy was shot. For the life of me, I could not understand why anyone would want to hurt that nice father on "The Dick Van Dyke Show."