Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Oh, Zuuly, you nut, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Arrests were made after a Denver food truck was selling meth with their tacos. The police should have known. Look at the menu: There was The Breaking Bad Taco, The Three Tooth Special Taco and The Rob Ford Double Taco.

We’re learning more about the man who snuck into the White House. Turns out the Marine guards thought he worked in the White House because he saluted them with a coffee cup in his hand.

The Ryder Cup golf tournament is this weekend featuring the top US players against the top European players. It is considered the whitest sporting event since Oshkosh, WI’s annual combined Curling Tournament and Polka Dance Contest.