Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Earlier this month, V.P. Joe Biden, swore to send ISIS to the gates of hell. Today he followed up on that threat and gave them tickets to the next Tampa Bay Buccaneer game.

Owners of a Denver food truck were arrested when it was found out you could order a side of meth with your taco. Their first clue was the taco was named “The Breaking Bad Wind” taco.

Basketball player formerly known as Ron Artest, aka, Metta World Peace, now named Panda Friend, will be wearing fluffy panda bears on his shoes when he plays in China for the Sichuan Blue Whales. Sichuan is a Chinese word that means “bat poop crazy.”