King Abdullah II of Jordan said ISIS pays foreign fighters $1,000 a month. Of course they take a cut off the top.
In New York, thousands marched against global warming today
including actor Leonardo DiCaprio. Leonardo left his yacht in his helicopter to
fly in his private jet and then climbed into a limo to make it just in time to
the global warming march.
Since you asked:
Just watched a commercial, injuries and penalty fest the NFL
calls a football game. Pretty sure I saw more of Matthew McConaughey than I did
of Phillip Rivers. Positive I saw more
of the Geico lizard than I did the entire game. Not sure how this is even
possible, but I could swear I saw a commercial inside of a commercial.
We are not seeing any teams emerge as great, but we are seeing
teams emerge as horrible. Vikings, Bucs, Jags, Titans. Who had the Pack 1-2?
The Niners 1-2?
Chargers could be 3-0. And they have a string of NFL chumps now
on their schedule. Could go 6-1. Rivers is the real deal.
The powers that be at the NFL need to sit down and watch a good
college game, the penalties, the commercials, the flow of the game, and then
change everything in the NFL that isn’t like that game.
Here are some things the NFL needs to do, and they need to do it
right now:
Any domestic violence convictions and you’re out of the league
for life. Death sentence.
Loosen up the new, annoying ticky-tack pass interference rules.
Add a modicum of common sense to the hands-in-the-face rule.
Fire analysts Ray Lewis and Michael Irvin. They are idiots and they make the NFL look
like idiots .
Loosen up on touchdown celebrations. Allow one a game for both
teams.
Stop taking time to announce denied or off-setting penalties.
Stop taking time to measure first downs, put a GPS chip in the
ball.
Speed up the review process.
Loosen up on holding calls away from the ball.
Play cool music to slow-motion instant replays.
Pull out the long, barbwire covered, thorny stick that is up Roger Goodell's butt.
(OK, that last one got away from me just a bit . . . )
Pull out the long, barbwire covered, thorny stick that is up Roger Goodell's butt.
(OK, that last one got away from me just a bit . . . )
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