Delta is ranked at the #1 airline for consumers. Spirit Airlines was ranked somewhere between a financial scam and a rectal exam.

Since breaking up with his girlfriend, tennis star, Caroline Woznaki, Rory McIlroy has won two tournaments in a row and is leading his third. To which Tiger Woods replied to his skier girlfriend, Lindsay Vonn, “Sweety, we need to talk.”

Miami Heat center, Greg Oden, was arrested for punching his ex-girlfriend in the face. Oden faces the possibility of one charge of assault and another charge of impersonating a Baltimore Raven.

Former Laker formerly named Ron Artest, Metta World Peace, is going to play in China so he is changing his name to The Pandas Friend. And one more trip to North Korea, and Dennis Rodman is changing his name to Kim Jong Un’s Bitch.

Since you asked:

My jokes and longer diatribes go on my blog. Longer PG jokes go on Facebook. And my short, pithy, but sometimes R-rated thoughts go on Twitter.

The secret behind “The Sopranos”, “Breaking Bad”, “Game of Thrones” “Dexter” and “Orange is the New Black” is creating a platform or vehicle in which they can then create and develop a character who is so diabolical, so sadistic, so sinister, so vile and evil, then they get to invent a demise of that character that is worthy. (spoiler alerts) Poisoning that little sh*t king, Joffery, in “GOT” blowing off half of the face of Gus in “BB” and hitting Vee with a van in “OITNB.”