Byron Scott has been named the head coach of the Los Angeles Lakers, or, more specifically, the next person Kobe Bryant will have fired.

President Obama announced he is placing new sanctions on Russia. Sanctions one, four and six are for Putin to put on a damn shirt.

The Baltimore Ravens have had five arrests in the off-season. It is so bad, “Netflix” is making a series about the Ravens called: “Orange is the New Purple and Black.”

A giant water main burst on the UCLA campus. It was so bad that, if this happened at nearby USC, it could have washed a football player inside a classroom.

A giant water main burst on Sunset Blvd in LA. There was so much water it actually extinguished Donald Sterling’s burning cross.