Wednesday, May 14, 2014

It is so hot in Los Angeles, Donald Sterling went to Magic Johnson's house just to get the cold shoulder.

Tonight the Mets host the Yankees. This is the baseball equivalent of Jay-Z versus Beyonce's sister, Solange. 

A guy named Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix goes to the Packers the same week Monica Lewinski is on the cover of “Vanity Fair”? What comedy god did I please?

Since you asked:

Local female reporter covering the Carlsbad fire has a terminal case of Valley-girl-speak/sexy-baby-vocal-virus. She just said;

"The change of wind is a double-edged sword, on the one hand it is good, but on the other hand it is totally bad."

A sword has to get up pretty early to fool her . . . 

Not for nothing, but has anyone ever seen Paul Rudd and Brandon Routh at the same place at the same time? 

I'm throwing this out there:

The firefighters are saying they have never seen anything like eight fires started in the same day. The locations are so random they are not random. Same distances apart. A horseshoe-like pattern along the coast North, and then swing across to the south farther west. Targeting wealthy areas and a military base.

Fires started just off the 5 going North, just off the 15 going South. 

What kind of person would be motivated to cause so much destruction?   

They will catch this guy. And he will fry.