Tuesday, March 18, 2014

In sad news, Wesley Warren Jr., the man with the 132-pound scrotum passed away at 49. They did not mention the cause of death, but I am guessing it wasn’t a jogging accident.

In Las Vegas you can get odds on if they find Jimmy Hoffa on the missing Malaysian plane.

Chris Brown is going to jail for a month; his behavior in court-ordered rehab was so awful it could only be described as nearly Bieber-like.

Courtney Love claims she has found Malaysian flight 370 on her computer; that’s great, but I am going to wait and see what the Go-Go’s Belinda Carlisle thinks.
That’s amazing coming from a woman who couldn’t find her own panties during the entire 90’s.