Cray-cray on the Tay-Tay, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

“TMZ” got a picture of Eagle singer, Glenn Frey, buying a porno mag from an L.A. newsstand. Hey, Glenn, there’s a new kid in town: He’s called the Internet.

The South is experiencing a cold snap. In Miami it was so cold, Justin Bieber was arrested for drag sleigh racing.

Prior to the Olympics, the Mayor of Sochi announced his city does not have any gay people. As a result, a gay bar in Sochi, Club Mayak, just named a new drink The Sochi Mayor: two and you will forget who you had sex with too.

Today is Media Day at the Super Bowl. Media Day is the player’s second least favorite day. Their first least favorite? “Check The Strength of Our Athletic Cups Day.”

In Philadelphia, a New Jersey man crashed his car into a Crown Fried Chicken, got out, stripped naked and began to masturbate; he was charged with a DUI, indecent exposure and impersonating a Florida resident.

New Jersey is considering making marijuana legal; that way, if they smoke pot, they can still smell that odd New Jersey odor, they just won’t care.

A 100,000-signature petition to deport Justin Bieber from the US has to be reviewed by the White House; and they say our government doesn’t work . . .