There is now a bobble-head doll of the crack-smoking mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford; the amazing thing? It is built to scale.

After being seen leaving a Brazilian brothel, Justin Bieber has been accused of spraying graffiti on a building. Who does this clown think he is? Mayor of Toronto?

Spirit Airlines fee charging is out of control. Now, if you fly somewhere for Thanksgiving on Spirit? On your return flight they charge you a $20 “You gained weight, lard ass” fee.

The other day I saw a women in a Prius stopped at the stop light; she had a lap dog in her lap, her iPhone to her ear and she was slurping out of a bowl; apparently she was in a hurry to get to Douches-R-Us before it closed.

Studies show eating while you drive increases your chances of being in an accident by 80%; and eating and texting with a lap dog in your lap while your drive increases the chances of you being an utter douchebag by 100%.

That Obamacare website is a mess. Today I tried to sign up and ended up paying an extra baggage fee on Spirit Airlines.

Miami Dolphin tackle Tyson Clabo defended Richard Incognito’s obscene and racially charged phone message saying it may have been a drunk dial. That is the only way this story gets any weirder: if it turns out it is a love spat between two 315 pound NFL dudes.