This is what Miley Cyrus looked like when she was managed by smart people at Disney

This is what Miley Cyrus looks like when she is managed by a really stupid person, herself.

Elk don’t know how many feet a horse have, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

It was hot today. I was sweating like Miley Cyrus’s agent talking to the “Hannah Montana” people at Disney. 

Everyone is still talking about the over-the-top Miley Cyrus twerking performance during the VMA’s. So much for Hannah Montana, now it is The ‘Ho from Idaho. 

So much for Hannah Montana, now it is Twerk Newark. 

The New York Attorney General is suing Donald Trump for $40 mil. claiming Trump University is a scam; Trump University keeps trying to cover-up the fact that there is really nothing there. They got the idea from Trump’s hair.  

Since you asked:

If you’ve ever wondered how stupid rich celebrities can be, Miley Cyrus answered that with her raunchy VMA act: incredibly stupid.

Not since stupid little former Dixie Chick, Natalie Maines, repeatedly called country music fans – their fans – stupid rednecks has someone so brutally destroyed their golden goose. 

See, Miley Cyrus’s financial fan base is not 10 year-old girls. It is the reluctantly-paying-for-this-silly-crap parents of ten-year-old girls. How do you think they felt about their daughter’s idol masturbating with a foam finger? 

Miley Cyrus was forced on me by my then 9-year-old daughter who was a  huge Hanna Montana fan. Personally, I found Miley way too corny, self-satisfied and moon-faced and horse-mouthed. She is a ham and a shameless Matthew McConaughey S-talker. During a “Tonight Show” short interview via satellite from her concert, she was caught snapping nastily at some lackey. 

And just who are the butt-smooching idiots who told Miley her act was a good idea? Whenever somebody goes out to shock an audience, a big part of the audience wants to tell them to go eff themselves. They’re not being bold or brave, like they are being told they are, they are just being nasty and self-indulgent. From Madonna to Adam Lambert. 

How stupid is Miley? The whole skanky act was a plan to generate a new audience. Like that horrible not-sexy seizure was going to make 20 to 30-year olds think; “Oh, hey, I want to be a Miley Cyrus fan.”

No. If Miley was smart she would try and hang on to her 10-year-old girls. But instead she went out of her way to alienate them. And the parents who buy the posters, tickets, and t-shirts.

Miley’s dad, Billy Ray is a national joke about a one hit wonder with a mullet head, “Achey Breaky Heart.” Fine, but what is Miley Cyrus’s big hit? At least her dad is a one-hit wonder, Miley isn’t even that.