Miley Cyrus accused her twerking VMA critics of over-thinking her act. Yeah, 'cause when I think of Miley Cyrus, I think of over-thinking. 

Being accused by Miley Cyrus of over-thinking is like Donald Trump telling you to fix your hair.

Two men were arrested for trying to steal the ivy off the walls of Wrigley Field; they were charged with leafing the scene of a crime. (Sorry)