Ah, bafangool to them, capice, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?

*It turns out Anthony Weiner, the Peter-Tweeter, after his scandal, had another online affair with a young girl where he texted more pictures of his junk. That officially makes Weiner The Peter-Tweeter-Repeater.

*The band, One Direction, has released a single titled “Best Song Ever.” It is on their latest album “Man, Are We Full of Ourselves.”

*Actress Amanda Bynes was hospitalized for mental health concerns; you know it is serious when they take you away in a town that lets Gary Busey run free.

*It turns out Anthony Weiner, the Peter-Tweeter, after his scandal, had another online affair with a young girl where he sent more pictures of his junk under the pseudonym Carlos Danger. So clearly Weiner has a gifted comedy writer on his staff. (Yes, this joke featured the words Weiner, member and staff)

*A New York bar hosted the first-ever World’s Smallest Penis Contest; the Peter Tweeter, Anthony Weiner, sent a member of his staff to check it out. As a result, a Weiner, a member and a staff are all in contention.

*The British Prime Minister announced they are going to ban extreme porn that depicts rape. Who is going to present the opposing argument? Chris Brown?

Since you asked:

Loved the Lake Bell on the “Conan” decrying the pandemic of, what she calls, Sexy Baby Vocal Virus. Me? I call it aging-Valley-girl syndrome. Same thing. Annoying –high-pitched with affected lisp. The word serious alone can take an afflicted woman a minute to pronounce.

Especially when they are yammering trash loudly on a cell phone to captivated and un-wanting audiences while eviscerating a friend who isn’t there;

“Sssssssssssserrrrrrrrioussssssslyyyyyyyyyy? Oh . . . my . . . gaaaaaawwwwd, I mean like, what is wrong with Katherine-Anna-Belle? Saw her today at Yogaaaaaaaaaa, and I’m all, like, I thought she was ssssssssupooossssed to be on a diiiiiieeeeeet? Now, I know she hasssssss sssssssssseerrrrrrriousssssssss food issssssssssssssues and all, but, like . . .”

Vile, evil shrew-witches all . . . Burn em, Ike, burn em’ all down.”