Sunday, March 03, 2013

Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Olympic double-amputee, Oscar Pistorius, is charged with murdering his girlfriend. Oscar Pistorius, Penn State, Lance Armstrong, Ben Roethlisburger and Michael Vick, tough time for Nike. They may want to change their motto from Just Do It to You Can’t Prove It. 

A woman in Las Vegas was arrested after police ordered her to stop having sex with her pit bull in her yard and she refused. On the other hand, if you are having sex with a pit bull, you probably should let them decide when it's  done.

Police had no choice but to extradite her to Florida.

A Florida man was arrested after he hit his brother-in-law with a Taco Bell burrito; that’s what can happen when you order a Carnage Asada Burrito.

Sadly, he finished a distant second to the guy who got swallowed in a sinkhole under his house in this week’s contest: “Crazy-ass Things White Trash Do In Florida.”

A Florida man disappeared in a huge sinkhole under his house. His brother heard him scream; 

"Wow, this sequestration thing is serious." 

Florida: Where Crazy Comes to Conjugate.