The gorgeous and talented Olivia Munn minus her pet llama, Gary

It is what it is is what it is is what it is, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

It is now legal to smoke pot in Washington State. As a result the University of Washington has changed their mascot from the Huskies to the Snoop Dogs.

Finally some good news for last place Seattle Mariners fans.

In Thailand they serve a coffee brewed from beans digested by an elephant for $50 a cup; it is called a Latte Crapola. 

Can you believe how expensive that is? $50 bucks a poop, uh, I mean pop.

Barbara Walters has included Honey Boo Boo in her “Most Fascinating People of 2012” show. Or, as the show is titled all over the rest of the world; “Why We Hate Americans.”

A Florida man was arrested after he left his ten-month-old baby alone with their pit bull while he drank at a bar. However, this being Florida, the man is still in contention for the title of Father-of-the-year.

In Thailand they serve a coffee brewed from beans digested by an elephant for $50 a cup; and once you drink the coffee, they give you a t-shirt that says; “I am an utter a-hole.”

On an interview on the “Today” show, Barbra Streisand said she is not a diva; you want to know what is the number one sign somebody is a diva? Going on national TV to say they’re not a diva.

Negotiations in the National Hockey League lockout between the NHL players association and the owners has completely fallen apart; Or, as they call the NHL lockout in Los Angeles: “That thing nobody notices.”

 Since you asked: 

You know what is awesome? That moment right when you drift off to sleep. Slowly you go from using your brain to think, to the brain doing the thinking for you, i.e. dreaming. It goes something like this:

“Whew, I am tired. Good day though. Good work out. Actually got into the pool. Working out sure is easier when it is fun. It’s like surfing or snowboarding. Being tired is the enemy and you fight it. On the other hand, nobody ever said; “Wow, that half-an-hour on the Stairmaster just wasn’t enough, I want to go again.” 

"Hey, wow, is that Olivia Munn on that Stairmaster? I didn’t know she belonged to this gym. Why is she working out in her panties and bra? And why does she have her pet llama, Gary, with her? “


Dear Hall and Oates:

What is with the 'tude on that bitch, Sarah? It's not like you're asking a lot. Just a smile. Not even a laugh. Sheesh.

Your pal, your buddy,

Lex

Now, I don't want to say;

These Under Armor workout underwear shorts are tight? But for the first time I hit the high note with Randy Meisner on "Take it to the Limit."