This

 Plus this

Equals this. Wally P. his own self. The hazin' B dog.

Give me a one-time on the one-time, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Prince William and Duchess Kate are expecting a baby. Prince Charles is excited to be a grandfather. So is Camilla.

A lot of people feel the term Fiscal Cliff is too harsh. It should be more politically correct like Monetary Gulch.

Prince William and Duchess Kate are expecting a baby. Rumor has it if it is a girl, they will name it Elizabeth after the queen. If it is a boy, they are not sure, but they are not going to name it Fiscal, Cliff, Trump or Mitt.

Prince William and Duchess Kate are expecting a baby. Queen Elizabeth said she is thrilled. Prince Charles said he can’t wait to be a grandfather. And Prince Harry said; “Oh, please don’t let it be a redhead, please, please, please.” 

Since you asked;

"It's A Wonderful Life" edition.

George Bailey? Under- achiever

Mary Hatch? Passive aggressive enabler.

Mr. Gower? Alcoholic child abuser.

Violet Bick? Slut/Hooker. 

Ernie Bishop the cab driver and Burt the cop? Closeted gay lovers.

Uncle Billy? Mentally Challenged.

Sam Wainwright? A-hole spoiled child/ rich jerk. 

Guiseppe Martini? Ridiculously silly and insulting Italian stereotype.

Annie the maid? Ridiculously silly and insulting African-American stereotype.