Skeezer, skeezeer, bunkaneezer, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Former Giant, Michael Strahan, joined Kelly Ripa to cohost “Live with Kelly and Michael.” It was a smart move by ABC, they can sell a lot of advertising space in between that gap in Strahan’s teeth.

The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce has turned down Kim Kardashian’s’ request for a star on Hollywood Blvd. It was for sanitary reasons; they didn’t want Hollywood Blvd to contract a sexually transmitted disease.

Hollywood turned down Kim Kardashian’s’ request for a star on Hollywood Blvd. Love this because the people who gave a star to Vanna White and the Rugrats, said no. That’s like NJ Gov., Chris Christie, turning down a pizza.

The latest trend in tattooing? Anal tattoos. Warning, whoever you want your anal tattoo to look like, it will bear an uncanny resemblance to Geraldo Rivera.

Snooki had a baby they named Lorenzo.  They were gonna do that celebrity trend of naming babies after where they were conceived, like Malibu, Tahoe, London, Brooklyn. But then they would have had to name him: Olive Garden Parking Lot.

There is a new online test to see if you may be getting Alzheimer’s, but I can’t seem to remember to take it.