Thursday, September 06, 2012

You notice what I noticed? Head swing way too far to the right. Causes instability. 

Hollywood declined Kim Kardashian's request for a star on Hollywood Blvd. They cited the rule that the person receiving the star must be more talented than the cement slab it is placed on.

That and they don't want Hollywood Blvd. to catch an STD.

Snooki had a baby boy and they named him Lorenzo; they decided not to go with the Hollywood trend of naming the baby after where it was conceived, like London, Brooklyn, Malibu and Tahoe. Then they would have to name the baby Olive Garden Parking Lot.

Are you ready for some football? The Cincinnati Bengals are so pumped up they chest-bumped their parole officers.