We hank-shanking and stank-wankin', Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers.
Nike has the new LeBron James shoe for sale at $300. It comes with a built-in I.Q. test. If you paid $300 for them, you flunked.
Got to hand it to the republicans. They were going to have a hologram of Reagan speak at the convention. Instead, they dug him up and reanimated him. Huh? Clint Eastwood? Never mind.
Since you asked:
About a year ago, in her never-ending search for healthier - but inedible - food, Virg found a brand of peanut butter that was non-fat, locally grown, gluten-free, organic and bio-dynamic.
Dug out a scoop if it and smeared it all over Wrigley's favorite hard-plastic bone. He sniffed it and then literally turned up his nose and wouldn't touch it.
This was a dog that ate poop.
Nike has the new LeBron James shoe for sale at $300. It comes with a built-in I.Q. test. If you paid $300 for them, you flunked.
Got to hand it to the republicans. They were going to have a hologram of Reagan speak at the convention. Instead, they dug him up and reanimated him. Huh? Clint Eastwood? Never mind.
Since you asked:
About a year ago, in her never-ending search for healthier - but inedible - food, Virg found a brand of peanut butter that was non-fat, locally grown, gluten-free, organic and bio-dynamic.
Dug out a scoop if it and smeared it all over Wrigley's favorite hard-plastic bone. He sniffed it and then literally turned up his nose and wouldn't touch it.
This was a dog that ate poop.
posted by Alex at
10:10 AM
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