Wednesday, August 22, 2012

She’s OK now, but Rosie O’Donnell had a heart attack. Doctors are recommending that Rosie actually slice the ham before eating it. 

While taking a break from his job flying helicopters, Prince Harry was photographed naked while playing strip-billiards with beautiful women in a Las Vegas Suite. Me? I am washing dirty gym clothes in the sink so I can work out later. Thanks for the kick in the nuts, god. Thanks for the kick in the nuts.