I know, right Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?

Second NFL draft pick-bust, Ryan Leaf, has been arrested twice in three weeks on drug-burglary charges and now faces a prison full of NFL fans who hate him. This has to be a guy’s worst nightmare. Well, next to being in Red Robin on some brat’s birthday.

Prisons have already began selling “I Plucked Ryan’s Leaf” t-shirts.

On “Dancing with the Stars” former “Family Matters” star Jaleel White had a meltdown at his partner, Kym Johnson and Green Bay Packer, Donald Driver, had to intervene. White, formerly Urkel, is currently being treated for severe wedgie-related injuries.