Tuesday, March 20, 2012

How to surf on a SUP

That was some storm we had here a couple days ago. It was so cold, wet and windy, I was shaking like Mitt Romney shopping at Wal Mart.

To you folks looking to get ready to start grilling in the spring.

What the hell is wrong with you fair weather whimps? Guess who was out grilling in this last storm with vertical rain? You guessed it. Have you ever tried to light a charcoal chimney's newspaper in a downpour? No? Well I have and did. Why, you lazy slackers, I've been grilling every week from Thanksgiving and will continue through Easter. You prissy punks make me sick. Get out of my sight.

And that is Lex's tip for folks getting ready to grill this spring