Why would I wanna drink? I'm a godd@amn Peach, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


"Are you ready for some football?"

(The proceeding question is considered rhetorical in Cincinnati, Jacksonville, Oakland and the general area of Carolina)

Is it just me or do Mitt Romney and Rick Perry look like the older gay couple on a ski vacation in Aspen enjoying champagne in the hot tub?


In Sweden moose are getting drunk eating fermented apples. Drunken moose does explain why Bullwinkle had a squirrel named Rocky as a lifepartner.

In San Diego, a man in a Gumby costume tried to rob a store. And, predictably, Pokey is now turning tricks.