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Toats McGoats and steel cut oats, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

The Boston Red Sox experienced the worst September fall in baseball history; some experts are calling it downright Rick Perry-like.

To give you an idea how bad it is, even Chicago Cubs fans feel sorry for the Red Sox.

A Connecticut man was given probation for lewd acts because he blamed them on Viagra; warning: if you’re a deranged pervert for more than four hours, please contact your attorney.

NBA commissioner David Stern said he may cancel the entire next season. A whole year without professional basketball, now the entire league will now how it feels to be an LA Clipper fan.

In sad news, rumor has it Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are going to split; he’s enjoying the success of “Two and a Half Men” and she’s enjoying being in the American Association of Retired Persons.

“The L Word” actress, Leisha Hailey, was kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight for kissing her girlfriend. And what kind of people complain about a pretty actress kissing her girlfriend? Only one kind: gay male flight attendants. Everyone else? “You go, girls.”

NBA commissioner David Stern said he may have to cancel the entire next season. “Wow, this is really going to change my life,” said nobody I know.

Since you asked:
Gotta get my grill on for tonight’s ALDS. An homage to the passing of summer in the form of grilled chicken (boneless-skinless thighs marinated in peanut oil, Mount Gay Rum and lime) grilled flour tacos with grilled corn salsa, shredded cabbage, avocado, shredded cheese and my secret sauce of salsa mixed with sour cream and a dab of honey.

That's right, you heard it hear first. It be Taco Night at Casa De Kase.

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