For the phony-tough and the crazy-brave, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


To date 13 have died eating contaminated cantaloupes. And yet nobody has died eating a juicy rib-eye steak with French fries and red wine. That is all.

Rumor has it Demi and Ashton are busting up; he is enjoying his new-found success at "Two and a Half Men" and she is enjoying being a member of AARP.

People are describing the Braves and Red Sox collapse in September as downright Rick Perry like.