Separated at birth?

That’s “Smokey” Joe Wood, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Crowne Plaza hotels has hired snore patrols to check for loud snoring and then knock on the door to wake snoring guests up. Now it turns out they have to hire a knocking patrol to tell the snore patrol to stop knocking and waking people up.


Rupert Murdoch’s wife, Deng Wendi, jumped up and slapped down her husband’ pie attacker. That guy got bitch-slapped like he tried to steal Kirsty Alley’s last donut.


Did you know there was a stabbing at Comic Con last year? Not really a stabbing, one nerd poked another geek in the face with a pen. It was the first instance at Comic Con of a dork-on-dork crime.

All we do know is the fight was not over a woman.


The sexual harassment lawsuit against Britney Spears by her former bodyguard alleges some repulsive behavior on Spears’s part including not showering, not using deodorant, constantly and loudly belching and passing gas. It’s like I have a twin.


Did you know there was a stabbing at Comic Con last year? Not really a stabbing, one nerd-guy poked another geek-dude in the face with a pen. The fight started when one nerd called the other nerd a virgin instead of the preferred term: a sexual abstinence practitioner.


The NFL owners have voted to end the lockout. Well, not Oakland Raider owner, Al Davis, he voted to rebuild the Empire’s death star so he could destroy the Jedi Knight’s planet.