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It’s the 115th anniversary of the X-Ray. That means for 114 years guys in San Francisco have been saying; “Doc, I swear I have no idea how that got up there.”

In the Minnesota Vikings 27-24 overtime win over the Arizona Cardinals, Brett Favre threw for 446 yards. So not only does Brett still have it, he’ll gladly text message you a picture of it.

At movie theaters screening “127 Hour” there are reports of screaming, vomiting and passing out; it’s like the fans at the Cowboy game.

We had some rain last night, which was good, it washed some of the vomit out of the theaters showing “127 Hours.”


They’re going to make a movie about 50-1 odds Kentucky Derby winner Mine that Bird. They may use the real horse, Mine That Bird to play itself, or they’ll try and get Sarah Jessica Parker.

The New York City marathon was this weekend. It’s like Pamplona’s running of the bulls except with rats.

The New York City marathon was this weekend. It was really exciting, especially when that one Kenyan guy ran past the other Kenyan guy only to be passed at the end by the Ethiopian guy.

The movie “127 Hours” shows a guy who was trapped and had to take drastic steps to survive barely. It’s just like the democrats in the Senate.

The Breeders Cup was this weekend at Churchill Downs in Louisville. The result was a shock, it was won by a Kenyan guy.

The State of New York has approved the sale of 192 proof liquor. So that’s what Charlie Sheen was doing in New York.

The State of New York has approved the sale of 192 proof liquor. To give you an idea how strong 192 proof liquor is, that’s enough booze for Charlie Sheen to trash three hotel suites and lock two porn stars in the bathroom.



Since you asked:
“Conan” off to a good start. Now if they would just hire me as a writer. Or Jay. Great cold-opening video clip rehashing what has happened, with cameos of Jon Hamm and Larry King, including NBC Sonny Corleone’ing Conan at the gate. Beautiful set. Great band. Love Andy Richter. “This Conan mask is very realistic, the inside smells like tears.”

But I do get a hint of a smell of last-chance desperation. On the bright side this is a guy, Conan, who has done some soul-searching and his show will be what he wants. Not like the opening of his first show way back on NBC where Conan got lost trying to figure out what everybody else wanted. He’s been there, he’s done that. It shows.

Had my marathon joke on “TTSWJL” Both shows will be fine. Jay is awesome and bullet proof. He is the Keith Richards of late night talk shows. The only problem might be that Conan’s ardent supporters are more ardent than his viewers. Let’s not forget, Conan got clobbered in the ratings before Leno’s 10 PM show. But now that Conanonian has a network that is glad to have him and will give him fair time, he is going to do great.

To the legions of snotty a-holes who think it makes them cool to hate Leno, I say eff you. You should go to a taping of the show. People go absolutely nuts when he walks out. Jay is funny and familiar as hell.

Personally I hope and think both shows will do fine. Thanks to the magic of DVR I will watch and like both. The way I do it is record Jay and Conesky O’Bonesky and then watch my TV pal, Dave, online.

That’s how the pros do it, I suggest you do the same. At ease, soldier.