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On a Twitter message, Sarah Palin defended her use of a made-up word, refudiate, by comparing herself to Shakespeare. If Sarah Palin is like Shakespeare that makes George W. Bush like Einstein.
The iPhone 4 has turned into a nightmare, first the antenna didn’t work, now Apple is offering to replace it with another iPhone, if things get any worse they’ll have to re-name it: Toyota.
At the British Open a live camera caught Tiger Woods dropping a number of F-bombs after missing a putt. You think Tiger was pissed-off then? Wait until he has to write a $100 million dollar check to his ex-wife’s lawyer.
At the British Open, Tiger Woods tried to use a new putter, but then he wasn’t doing well, so he switched back to his old putter, finally Tiger settled on going with some strange putter he met at happy hour at the Orlando Hooters.
In San Diego, a thief pulled off a bank robbery and escaped on his skateboard. That’s amazing, the skateboarders I see can’t pull off anything they try.
Police have described the suspect as armed and an utter douche bag.
It has been so hot in Los Angeles, Mel Gibson went to Danny Glover’s house just to get the cold shoulder.
A virtual unknown South African golfer named Louis Oosthuizen (WHUST-hy-zen) won the British Open. To give you an idea how unknown he is, before he won the British Open, even Oosthuizen didn’t know how to pronounce his name.
While his Tour De France continues, Lance Armstrong is under federal investigation for using performance enhancing drugs. That is shocking. They still hold the Tour De France? I thought that ended years ago.
This has been a great time for sports in South Africa, they just hosted a great soccer World Cup, South African Louis Oosthuizen won the British Open, and virtually nobody in South Africa has had to hear about LeBron James moving from Cleveland to Miami.
At the British Open, Tiger Woods continued his slump finishing tied for 23rd. Watching Tiger, if you didn’t know better, you would almost get the impression he is exhausted from pursuing some tiring off-the-golf-course activity.
Last week in Vienna, we traded Russia ten of their spies for four of our spies back. That may sound like a bad deal, but we tricked them and threw in John Edwards and Mel Gibson.
Since you asked:
Good news for many of us in San Diego. Our morning radio team is back, the Dave, Shelly and Chainsaw Show on Jack FM, 100.7 FM.. When they went off the 101.5 KGB air in January, it hit me harder than most because I wrote part time for the show. Although I would like to continue contributing, my contact hasn't made any contact despite two e-mails to their online column.
Oh well, I will listen to the show because, whether I get paid to listen or not, they are funny and talented.
Welcome back, DSC. My new band is Monkeys in the Girdle.
On a Twitter message, Sarah Palin defended her use of a made-up word, refudiate, by comparing herself to Shakespeare. If Sarah Palin is like Shakespeare that makes George W. Bush like Einstein.
The iPhone 4 has turned into a nightmare, first the antenna didn’t work, now Apple is offering to replace it with another iPhone, if things get any worse they’ll have to re-name it: Toyota.
At the British Open a live camera caught Tiger Woods dropping a number of F-bombs after missing a putt. You think Tiger was pissed-off then? Wait until he has to write a $100 million dollar check to his ex-wife’s lawyer.
At the British Open, Tiger Woods tried to use a new putter, but then he wasn’t doing well, so he switched back to his old putter, finally Tiger settled on going with some strange putter he met at happy hour at the Orlando Hooters.
In San Diego, a thief pulled off a bank robbery and escaped on his skateboard. That’s amazing, the skateboarders I see can’t pull off anything they try.
Police have described the suspect as armed and an utter douche bag.
It has been so hot in Los Angeles, Mel Gibson went to Danny Glover’s house just to get the cold shoulder.
A virtual unknown South African golfer named Louis Oosthuizen (WHUST-hy-zen) won the British Open. To give you an idea how unknown he is, before he won the British Open, even Oosthuizen didn’t know how to pronounce his name.
While his Tour De France continues, Lance Armstrong is under federal investigation for using performance enhancing drugs. That is shocking. They still hold the Tour De France? I thought that ended years ago.
This has been a great time for sports in South Africa, they just hosted a great soccer World Cup, South African Louis Oosthuizen won the British Open, and virtually nobody in South Africa has had to hear about LeBron James moving from Cleveland to Miami.
At the British Open, Tiger Woods continued his slump finishing tied for 23rd. Watching Tiger, if you didn’t know better, you would almost get the impression he is exhausted from pursuing some tiring off-the-golf-course activity.
Last week in Vienna, we traded Russia ten of their spies for four of our spies back. That may sound like a bad deal, but we tricked them and threw in John Edwards and Mel Gibson.
Since you asked:
Good news for many of us in San Diego. Our morning radio team is back, the Dave, Shelly and Chainsaw Show on Jack FM, 100.7 FM.. When they went off the 101.5 KGB air in January, it hit me harder than most because I wrote part time for the show. Although I would like to continue contributing, my contact hasn't made any contact despite two e-mails to their online column.
Oh well, I will listen to the show because, whether I get paid to listen or not, they are funny and talented.
Welcome back, DSC. My new band is Monkeys in the Girdle.
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