Friday, March 05, 2010

This just in: Actor Mickey Rourke claims he once had sex with 14 women in one night. Here is my question: was this before or after he and Carrot Top entered "The World's Scariest Looking Dude" contest?

A new gossip book claims Mick Jagger had sex with Angelina Jolie. They actually didn’t have much choice, when they kissed hello their lips stuck together for two hours, so they made the best of it.

When the hell do these Hollywood types find the time to make movies?