Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

And a Happy New Year to Paris Hilton, President Bush, Hillary Clinton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Natalie Maines, Rosie O'Donnell, Madonna, the chicks on "The View" and the rest of the Dixie Chicks, Donald Trump, the Oakland Raiders and Al Davis, Carmel Valley Mom drivers, Michael Vick, the French and, yes, even Kristen Stewart.