Wednesday, November 28, 2007

This just in:

OJ Simpson vehemently pleaded not guilty in Las Vegas to stealing sports memorabilia; in fact, his lawyers had a bold statement: “OJ did not steal that gear, so you all can stick it in your…” well, you got the idea.

And if OJ vehementally pleads that he is completely, 100 percent not guilty, we all know what that means: He's guilty.

Ricky don't twist that number
The Miami Dolphins report that Ricky Williams is gone for the year with a torn pectoral muscle. How ironic is that? For the first time ever, Ricky is out for the season and it has nothing to do with a joint.