It is hard out here
Get wit’ it and hit it like it did it, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Yo Playa
The late rapper Ol’ Dirty Bastard has released an album that is doing well; this proves that even a dead rapper is more talented than Kevin Federline.
How cold was it?
Man it has been cold. This morning I was shaking like Kevin Federline writing a check.
Sea World of trouble
More trouble at Sea World in San Diego, last week, a killer whale attacked a trainer. And today the passive aggressive whale showed up really late for rehearsal.
More trouble at Sea World in San Diego, last week, a killer whale attacked a trainer. And today the blow fish was charged with lewd conduct.
More trouble at Sea World in San Diego, last week, a killer whale attacked a trainer. And you don’t even want to know what happened today with the trainer of the humpback whale.
At Sea World in San Diego, last week, a killer whale attacked a trainer. Did you know the officials at Sea World object to the name killer whale? They prefer the term non-homicidally-challenged whale.
We don’t care as long as his brother Michael stops singing
John Bolton, U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, will step down this month. Bolton wants to spend more time bullying his family with his pompous arrogance.
Bolton will, however, continue his side career as a Captain Kangaroo look-alike.
Not good
Senator Hillary Clinton is asking fellow lawmakers if she should run for President in 2008. The good news for Hillary is that she is getting encouragement to run from key legislators. The bad news for Hillary? The encouragement is coming from the republicans.
Senator Hillary Clinton is asking fellow lawmakers if she should run for President in 2008. Many feel Hilary would make a good president. For one thing, Hilary picks good people so, unlike her husband, nobody in the oval office would really suck.
The first time
Wednesday is the anniversary of when the Washington Monument was completed in 1884. It is also the anniversary of the first time somebody said; “Is it just me or does that look like a giant penis?”
What’s in a name?
Despite Chicago’s defense-led 23-13 win over the Minnesota Vikings, Bears quarterback, Rex Grossman, was horrible with three interceptions. In fact, this performance makes Grossman the most aptly surnamed bad quarterback since the old St. Louis Cardinals’ Fred Dudeyousuck.
Hi, my name is Lindsay and I am a panty-less alcoholic
Lindsay Lohan’s mother, Dina, announced that Lindsay is attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. In a related story, apparently Dina is not familiar with the word anonymous.
Lindsay Lohan’s mother, Dina, announced that Lindsay is attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings but that Lindsay has not quit drinking. Lindsay still drinks but goes to A.A. meetings. That’s like going to a sexual addiction meeting with Paris Hilton as your date.
The good news is that Lindsay Lohan is attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. The bad news? While taking one of her twelve steps, Lindsay crashed into someone.
More trouble at Sea World following the attack on the trainer by the killer whale.
The Narcissist whale bumped its head trying to kiss itself in the mirror.
The Low-Self Esteem Whale had drunk sex with the Bad-comb-over Whale
The A.D.D. Whale dived into the tank before it was finished being filled with water.
The Openly Gay Whale played “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” on the Seal’s horns.
Yo Playa
The late rapper Ol’ Dirty Bastard has released an album that is doing well; this proves that even a dead rapper is more talented than Kevin Federline.
How cold was it?
Man it has been cold. This morning I was shaking like Kevin Federline writing a check.
Sea World of trouble
More trouble at Sea World in San Diego, last week, a killer whale attacked a trainer. And today the passive aggressive whale showed up really late for rehearsal.
More trouble at Sea World in San Diego, last week, a killer whale attacked a trainer. And today the blow fish was charged with lewd conduct.
More trouble at Sea World in San Diego, last week, a killer whale attacked a trainer. And you don’t even want to know what happened today with the trainer of the humpback whale.
At Sea World in San Diego, last week, a killer whale attacked a trainer. Did you know the officials at Sea World object to the name killer whale? They prefer the term non-homicidally-challenged whale.
We don’t care as long as his brother Michael stops singing
John Bolton, U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, will step down this month. Bolton wants to spend more time bullying his family with his pompous arrogance.
Bolton will, however, continue his side career as a Captain Kangaroo look-alike.
Not good
Senator Hillary Clinton is asking fellow lawmakers if she should run for President in 2008. The good news for Hillary is that she is getting encouragement to run from key legislators. The bad news for Hillary? The encouragement is coming from the republicans.
Senator Hillary Clinton is asking fellow lawmakers if she should run for President in 2008. Many feel Hilary would make a good president. For one thing, Hilary picks good people so, unlike her husband, nobody in the oval office would really suck.
The first time
Wednesday is the anniversary of when the Washington Monument was completed in 1884. It is also the anniversary of the first time somebody said; “Is it just me or does that look like a giant penis?”
What’s in a name?
Despite Chicago’s defense-led 23-13 win over the Minnesota Vikings, Bears quarterback, Rex Grossman, was horrible with three interceptions. In fact, this performance makes Grossman the most aptly surnamed bad quarterback since the old St. Louis Cardinals’ Fred Dudeyousuck.
Hi, my name is Lindsay and I am a panty-less alcoholic
Lindsay Lohan’s mother, Dina, announced that Lindsay is attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. In a related story, apparently Dina is not familiar with the word anonymous.
Lindsay Lohan’s mother, Dina, announced that Lindsay is attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings but that Lindsay has not quit drinking. Lindsay still drinks but goes to A.A. meetings. That’s like going to a sexual addiction meeting with Paris Hilton as your date.
The good news is that Lindsay Lohan is attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. The bad news? While taking one of her twelve steps, Lindsay crashed into someone.
More trouble at Sea World following the attack on the trainer by the killer whale.
The Narcissist whale bumped its head trying to kiss itself in the mirror.
The Low-Self Esteem Whale had drunk sex with the Bad-comb-over Whale
The A.D.D. Whale dived into the tank before it was finished being filled with water.
The Openly Gay Whale played “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” on the Seal’s horns.
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