It is hard out here
It gonna do what it gonna do, baby Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Not good
The New York Giants looked horrible losing a 21 point lead to the Tennessee Titans, 24-21. In fact, the Giants performance was so horrible, today they apologized on Jesse Jackson’s radio show.
Close one
“Monday Night Football” featured the Green Bay Packers against the Seattle Seahawks in the battle to determine who has the palest fans.
How about all the snow on field in Seattle? For the first time the field was whiter than the Seahawks and Packer fans.
Not selling well
Have you started Christmas shopping? One item that isn’t doing well is that new Michael Richards doll, Heckle Me Elmo.
What was he thinking?
Kevin Federline has said that the reason he and Britney Spears are getting divorced is because she wanted to do a threesome with another woman, and he didn’t want to. Forget about a divorce, this idiot should be shot.
Upon hearing this, Saddam Hussein said; “Now that guy deserves to be hanged.”
Well, sure, you can’t blame Kevin, three people on his couch would be too crowded.
Kevin Federline has said that the reason he and Britney Spears are getting divorced is because she wanted a threesome with another woman, and he didn’t want to. In K-Fed’s defense . . . nope, there is simply is no excuse.
Kevin Federline has said that the reason he and Britney Spears are getting divorced is because she wanted a threesome with another woman, and he didn’t want to. In K-Fed’s defense, she asked him to do the threesome while he was busy watching “The Flintsones” reruns.
In case anyone wasn’t sure, this officially makes Kevin Federline the stupidest person in the world.
Triple duty
Did you have a good Thanksgiving? The pilgrims had it tough, at the first Thanksgiving, after the pilgrims ate they had to undue the buckles on their hats, pants and shoes.
Safety tip
In London, Lindsay Lohan was in another car accident. This is Lindsay’s fourth car accident in 18 months. As we’ve learned from her Internet snap shots, Lindsay may not wear any underwear, but we strongly recommend that her passengers do.
Not good
A 20-year-old man in Wisconsin was arrested for having sex on the side of the road with a dead deer. Can you imagine if that guy goes to prison and meets his cellmate? “Hi, I’m Bubba and I’m in for first degree murder. So what did you do? Excuse me? You did what to a what?”
Not good
The New York Giants looked horrible losing a 21 point lead to the Tennessee Titans, 24-21. In fact, the Giants performance was so horrible, today they apologized on Jesse Jackson’s radio show.
Close one
“Monday Night Football” featured the Green Bay Packers against the Seattle Seahawks in the battle to determine who has the palest fans.
How about all the snow on field in Seattle? For the first time the field was whiter than the Seahawks and Packer fans.
Not selling well
Have you started Christmas shopping? One item that isn’t doing well is that new Michael Richards doll, Heckle Me Elmo.
What was he thinking?
Kevin Federline has said that the reason he and Britney Spears are getting divorced is because she wanted to do a threesome with another woman, and he didn’t want to. Forget about a divorce, this idiot should be shot.
Upon hearing this, Saddam Hussein said; “Now that guy deserves to be hanged.”
Well, sure, you can’t blame Kevin, three people on his couch would be too crowded.
Kevin Federline has said that the reason he and Britney Spears are getting divorced is because she wanted a threesome with another woman, and he didn’t want to. In K-Fed’s defense . . . nope, there is simply is no excuse.
Kevin Federline has said that the reason he and Britney Spears are getting divorced is because she wanted a threesome with another woman, and he didn’t want to. In K-Fed’s defense, she asked him to do the threesome while he was busy watching “The Flintsones” reruns.
In case anyone wasn’t sure, this officially makes Kevin Federline the stupidest person in the world.
Triple duty
Did you have a good Thanksgiving? The pilgrims had it tough, at the first Thanksgiving, after the pilgrims ate they had to undue the buckles on their hats, pants and shoes.
Safety tip
In London, Lindsay Lohan was in another car accident. This is Lindsay’s fourth car accident in 18 months. As we’ve learned from her Internet snap shots, Lindsay may not wear any underwear, but we strongly recommend that her passengers do.
Not good
A 20-year-old man in Wisconsin was arrested for having sex on the side of the road with a dead deer. Can you imagine if that guy goes to prison and meets his cellmate? “Hi, I’m Bubba and I’m in for first degree murder. So what did you do? Excuse me? You did what to a what?”
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