Judith Regan is a slimey, rancid, scuzzed-out sleaze bucket, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Horrid scum, thy name is Judith Regan
A disgustingly skanky publisher, Judith Regan, has paid OJ Simpson to write a book on how he would have committed the double murders titled; “If I Did It.” Apparently Osama bin Laden wanted too much money up front.

Wow, that’s as low and despicable as . . . nope that’s it, there hasn’t been anything more despicable.

A sleazy publisher, Judith Regan, has paid OJ Simpson to write a book on how he would have committed the double murders You have to wonder what is this sleaze bag Judith Regan’s next project? Promoting the release of Kevin Federline’s sex video of Britney?

Immoral publisher, Judith Regan, has paid OJ Simpson to write a book on how he would have committed the double murders. Upon hearing this, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson rose from the grave and said; “Uh, maybe we should re-think that whole freedom-of-the-press thing.”

Not to put too fine a point on Judith, but . . .
For her next project, Judith Regan will chronicle how she slathers herself with rancid rat fat and then slithers down into the steamy fetid sewers to orally molest innocent alligators.

Let's see if we can get Paris Hilton, Judith Regan and K-Fed together
On Howard Stern, Tina Fey said Paris Hilton was by far the worst guest host of “Saturday Night Live” describing Paris as despised by the staff, stupid, rude and a “piece of sh*t.” At this time I would like to announce publicly that I am deeply in love with Tina Fey.

And finally
A man in Wisconsin was arrested for having sex with a dead deer on the side of the road. The good news? He is sure to get a book deal from O.J.’s publisher, Judith Regan.