It is hard out here
Making new friends all up in the Hizzy, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Got Bilk?
Northwest airlines is going to charge $15 if you want an aisle seat; that’s nothing, heaven forbid they have engine trouble, you should see what they are going to charge for a parachute.
For my new French friends
In a demonstration against a labor law, French students clashed with Paris police; there was an awkward moment when the students charged the police: both sides surrendered at the same time.
The Paris police threw tear gas but all that did was relieve the mob’s overwhelming body odor.
They won’t get this one either
Jessica Simpson declined an invitation to meet President Bush at an LA republican fundraiser. When asked if she was worried about being audited, Jessica said “No, I don’t drive an Audi.”
Nor this one
Jessica Simpson declined an invitation to meet President Bush at a LA republican fundraiser. When informed this was a breach of protocol, Jessica apologized to the people of Protocol.
They will think Yanni is a sleeping aid
Last week, new age singer Yanni was tossed in jail for allegedly slapping his girlfriend; if guilty Yanni could be sentenced to six months of listening to his own music.
They will get this but it will upset their tender and sensitive nature
President Bush has hit a new approval rating low of 33%. To show how bad that is, the WBC Korean baseball team is more popular with Labrador retrievers.
No chance they get this one
President Bush has hit a new approval rating low of 33%. To show how low that is that that is even less popular than McDonalds new McMad Cow Burger.
Puisque vous avez demandé (Since you asked)
If you’ll scroll down to the March 8th “Since you asked” you will see my comments about humorless humor critics. There is a new low in humorless humor critics. French humor critics. This Anti-French bashing website has been lancer me sous l'autobus (throwing me under the bus) for three days including truly angry e-mails. It has been fun but my favorite was the French guy who said;
“You are a vile pig anti-French bigot racist and I despise you and all of you stupid a##hole Americans.”
Not a keen sense of irony there I don’t think.
And this to a guy who is one quarter French. My Dad’s Mother was a Boudreau, and 100% French. In fact, her cousin was Hall of Fame baseball player Lou Boudreau.
Any more comments please keep them coming:
lexkase@san.rr.com
Got Bilk?
Northwest airlines is going to charge $15 if you want an aisle seat; that’s nothing, heaven forbid they have engine trouble, you should see what they are going to charge for a parachute.
For my new French friends
In a demonstration against a labor law, French students clashed with Paris police; there was an awkward moment when the students charged the police: both sides surrendered at the same time.
The Paris police threw tear gas but all that did was relieve the mob’s overwhelming body odor.
They won’t get this one either
Jessica Simpson declined an invitation to meet President Bush at an LA republican fundraiser. When asked if she was worried about being audited, Jessica said “No, I don’t drive an Audi.”
Nor this one
Jessica Simpson declined an invitation to meet President Bush at a LA republican fundraiser. When informed this was a breach of protocol, Jessica apologized to the people of Protocol.
They will think Yanni is a sleeping aid
Last week, new age singer Yanni was tossed in jail for allegedly slapping his girlfriend; if guilty Yanni could be sentenced to six months of listening to his own music.
They will get this but it will upset their tender and sensitive nature
President Bush has hit a new approval rating low of 33%. To show how bad that is, the WBC Korean baseball team is more popular with Labrador retrievers.
No chance they get this one
President Bush has hit a new approval rating low of 33%. To show how low that is that that is even less popular than McDonalds new McMad Cow Burger.
Puisque vous avez demandé (Since you asked)
If you’ll scroll down to the March 8th “Since you asked” you will see my comments about humorless humor critics. There is a new low in humorless humor critics. French humor critics. This Anti-French bashing website has been lancer me sous l'autobus (throwing me under the bus) for three days including truly angry e-mails. It has been fun but my favorite was the French guy who said;
“You are a vile pig anti-French bigot racist and I despise you and all of you stupid a##hole Americans.”
Not a keen sense of irony there I don’t think.
And this to a guy who is one quarter French. My Dad’s Mother was a Boudreau, and 100% French. In fact, her cousin was Hall of Fame baseball player Lou Boudreau.
Any more comments please keep them coming:
lexkase@san.rr.com
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